The Most Awe... Wait for it... Some Blog Ever.

So welcome back to all our loyal blog followers. Mostly just you. Actually just you. And you know exactly who you are. Anyways, we couldn't remember how to get into our other accounts, and this one is cooler anyways. Like they always say, third time's a charm.

Anyways, just to fill you in on where we're at in life. We're awesome. Period. Realistically, we could end our blog there.

In our last 2 blogs, we left off somewhere in California, where we were not as awesome as we are here. So the last 1 1/2 years in 100 words or less.

Crappy job in awesome place in California. Jess and I went to Disneyland, rode rides. Jess and I moved back to Utah. We lived under a mortuary. We got married, not in the mortuary. We moved to a better apartment and now live in a quaint little place behind a taco bell and across the street from a 7-11. We have 2 cats, not the same as before. In school. The cats are not in school, we are. That's pretty much it.

So now that everyone is caught up to the present, let's continue the story here. Today I (Paul) tried to teach our cat how to kill a spider and flush it down the toilet. Sorry to any and all PETA fans. Anyways, after 20 unsuccessful minutes of trying to teach the cat that, I ended up flushing it down the toilet myself. Unfortunately, the cat doesn't seem to remember that and is currently in the process of rearranging our bathroom in the hunt for the spider. She's been at it for atleast 20 minutes.

Jess and I have also recently begun a board game revolution. Well, maybe not a revolution, we just play alot with another couple. So yes, in case you're asking, we live together in a one bedroom apartment, own 2 cats, and play boardgames with another couple for fun on the weekends. I know, you're wondering how we got so awesome, and honestly, I just don't know. And, these board games are great resume builders, in the last week or so, Jess and I have become proficient at hunting for werewolves, fending off major zombie attacks, surviving the fast paced world of bean farming, and saved the world from a major pandemic. Again, I know, it's hard to imagine a life where two such amazing and awesome people, and their cats, can exist. If I didn't know us personally, I wouldn't have believed it myself.

Mostly other than that life is the same, we're still friends with most of the same people. We hate everyone who doesn't read our blog. And we still hate about 1/2 of the people who do read our blog. And yes, you can buy our love. We accept cash, checks, and most forms of major credit cards. OH, we have a couple of new friends as well.

We'll introduce you, in alphabetical order.

Ananda - Yes that is spelled correctly. She's short, works with old people, and just figured out how to use an iPod.

Andrew - Security Guard. And my personal body guard when required.

Austin - Drummer boy.

Caitlin - Commands hordes of Zombies. And oddly good at choosing board games. Also teaches 2nd Grade and is currently the only employed person we know.

Cassie - She's short and loud. Farms blue beans.

Jesse - Sings like a champ. Layers his voice. Loves his KIA. Not my wife.

Jirik - Slowly shrinking. Can't eat bread. Hits on rolls of 4+.

Tiffany - May be the best Mario Kart 64 driver in the current world. Unfortunately she hasn't realized that new and other gaming systems are out. Also is probably the skinniest fatty food eater I know. Burns tables.

Well that pretty much sums up all our new friends. I think we still have a few old ones somewhere. Old as in we've been friends for awhile, not old as in a Senior Citizen. That's Ananda's thing.

I love my wife.

Bye.

P.S. - Jesse says we're awesome.